What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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8--------------------- penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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