- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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