- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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