- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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