- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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