- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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