what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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VAL SUCKS

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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The Joke Below

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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France had one revolution

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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