- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

There once was this guy and he fell down

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Women's Rights..

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

A man walks into a bar

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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