Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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One terrible stormy night, the citizens of Ristoville were hiding from the monsterous lightning cloud approaching them. Little Jonny Harrison, however, was not afraid. This boy had been bullied from the ripe young age of about 14 months by his closest friend, Uncle Oliver, who happens to be a Catholic Priest. Jonny wanted to face the storm, with 6 years behind him, he thought it bizzare that anything worse than Uncle Oliver's magical basement could be brought unto him. He grabbed his supply of Cheese and Onion Quavers, a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Flavoured Ribena, his pretend mobile, a 10ft long metal conductor and his pet grape, "Christopher", and set out for the journey of his life. He told his terminally ill mother that he is going for the adventure of a lifetime, his dad that he wishes him well, and finally, his Grandmother, Rosie Harrison, who has had a severe addiction to meth for almost 25 years now, who has had over 13 interventions and countless attempts at suicide, that he loves her with all of his strong, brave heart, and to hang in there. Little Jonny Harrison takes his first step outside, facing the eye of storm with a little bit of pee in his pants, squeezes his Ribena, slightly squirting it and throwing it heroicly to the drooping wet grass, and screams to the cloud, at the top of his lungs, the words, "I am unstoppable!". Jonny died of HIV induced AIDS and his Uncle was given three to five years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation and consistent domestic abuse and paedophillia. His Grandmother, Rosie, also died later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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