- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

I C U P White stuff

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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