- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Knock, Knock Come in

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Please don't shoot me

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

hi michael

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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