Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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