- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Matthew Wyckoff

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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