Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Misner is a twat.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Anti Joke

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