- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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