- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

the WNBA.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

there was once a jew

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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