What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

You know what's cool? Yep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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