- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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