Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

... Chan chan

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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