What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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