- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob Saget

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

penis in the camel

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Llamaworm

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What is my name? I dont know

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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