Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Matthew Baker

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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