- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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