what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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