Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Golf.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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