- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Want to hear a joke? Obama

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Good job, son.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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