why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

You're a big fat monkey.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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