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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Knock Knock CUM IN!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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