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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

cory

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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