Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Patriarchy.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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someone called someone else a frog

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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