What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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