- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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