- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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