- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

woman's rights

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Your Mom The End.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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