Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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