- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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