- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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