Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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