An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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