- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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