Can midgets still have big dreams?

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Anti Joke

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