- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

how do you call someone? use a phone

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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