- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A jew enters a mall.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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