Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Who wants water? I do.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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