- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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