Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Okay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Your mam is so fat.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Anti Joke

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