What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Who is it?

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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