A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

No soup for you!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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