- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

what is red and smells like paint red paint

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

how do you call someone? use a phone

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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