- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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