- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racial equality.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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