- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Your mam is so fat.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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