what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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