- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

I don't believe in giraffes.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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