- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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