- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

what are three short words? i a am

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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