- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

So these two girls have a cup .

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Your mam is so fat.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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