- Anti Joke

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.