- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Detroit has a low crime rate

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Women's rights.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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