- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Antijokes...

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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