- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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