- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What is the name of the car? What

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Antijokes...

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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