- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

woman's rights

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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