- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A dog was barking at a tree

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Where's my tractor?

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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