"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Jeff

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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