- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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