- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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