- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A lot eh?

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A child walks into a classroom.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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