Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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