- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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