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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

batman has diarrhea

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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