what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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