Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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