Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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12/23/2012

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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