- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

tim has no humor

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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