- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

woman's rights

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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